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We have loans for anything you need*, any time you need it. Just apply for The Anything Loan, and we'll call you back within the hour!*
* As long as it's legal.
* As long as it's before 5 p.m. If you apply in the middle of the night, we're asleep, so we'll call you back when we open, before 9 a.m. Promise.